SATIRE — Idaho state legislature is poised to pass “House Bill 242, which creates a brand new crime — abortion trafficking — that is defined as the transportation of an Idaho-based minor to another state for an abortion without their parents/guardians’ consent. The bill would make so-called abortion trafficking a felony offense…

So glad they really care… I sat down to check my emails this morning to find this:

SATIRE | Some question why Recording Academy is backing an alleged arsonist — LAS VEGAS — APRIL 4, 2022 Fellow artists and music industry moguls got a little heated last night when Carly Rae Jepsen mentioned her “blazing” successes during her Grammy acceptance speech. Her win has been questioned in light of recent arson allegations. Jepsen has admitted to incidents of almost committing…

SATIRE — Good morning! Thank you for joining us at this important company-wide meeting to announce the latest developments on our strategy. Many of you have felt frustrated by the recent hard work and long hours since we haven’t been able to tell you how your projects directly tie into the goals…

3 vestiges of a traumatic upbringing that are undermining your performance and professionalism — While most of my, now 14, therapists have assured me that I did not have any childhood trauma, I somehow turned out to have almost all the indicators studies tend to find in adult abuse survivors dealt lots of ACEs — depression, DV, substance use disorder, all the good stuff…

“Perfectionism is characterized by striving for flawlessness in combination with tendencies for overly critical self-evaluation.” –Dr. Thomas Curran Perfectionism is NOT having high standards, working meticulously or rigorously, or being conscientious. …

SATIRE Use these handy tips if you’re trying to ruin anything from a blossoming relationship to a long-term marriage now! — We now have longitudinal, evidence-based research on what makes a relationship healthy, satisfying, and lasting. That’s why it’s the perfect time to ignore what these “experts” say, and instead, blindly jump straight from our family of origin into serial monogamy, bringing a unique set of behaviors, which we subconsciously absorbed…

These moments might be the kiss of death for your friendship, relationship, etc. Right now you might be spending more (or less!) time with certain loved ones, friends, family members, coworkers, and that gives to you time to assess how each relationship in your life is serving you. …